1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: private set for life lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstanding at the place of the girl, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
5. dumplings The answer is the guy or girl
foreskin boys because the dumplings are
6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: !!
7. matchstick head suddenly felt itchy to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
him every day through a cornfield Tin
but unfortunately one day there was a fire
patch of maize corn have become all the popcorn
the bird in the past that the snow since hh
to cold dead h
9. When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: ; memories of childhood, of the most happy is Children's Day. ! I advised her: ah? greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make silent sparrow down?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: br> 17. A: ; is you. red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice hhhhhhhhhh .. The floor was slippery
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left alone inside the store, May I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee Cup is? thing I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate the two kinds of people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed When is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, ;!
27. Jane Zhang said: > Bibi said: chat.
babe proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called : My name, hh
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Huanhuan: People call me > Jingjing bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
29. winter has arrived, even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash wash, even found that he was changed back childhood look!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he hard) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man h.
roof to jump from twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. < br> There was once a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors who < br> is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: ;
Yan Yan: . ant fell from the Himalayan mountains is how after the death?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary
which stay was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore closing to go in yet. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice, said: Bear said: Thank you, boss. ! he would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this one page soon blown to the last page open hh time, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads:
(Please pull down)
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to pull h.
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can, eventually, pull a little bit h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah!
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! I Lock up and down for the sake of the ah!
a meter on the way to go, suddenly walked, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a hawthorn divorce walking in the road, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble way to go, suddenly walked, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, suddenly walked, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I how get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt less like something,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said:
Brother ~ ~ You can back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he was German, said: Yes, you are responsible for the coolies. . , the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: cold!
red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h ..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect really is the boss Good,
to look for the body she.
next day her son to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he look down at noon opened a hop,
dumplings is clearly the morning of 10 Why is immediately turned into five,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46.
a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of the woods you go to try to see you a minute h saw a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you've work?
workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47 . Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised Today, after three years and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the news over his sad, desperate of the ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, Guess what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: End of fruit, we unified and wash, washing can eat. Xiao-hua, you've found what? : I stepped on the stool. fell into the sea.
Therefore, it becomes a . Later, he became car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes a factory, the result is transformed into an escape, became a non-horse world hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: , it was compiled into a class, we call it very sad crying ...
results ...
he ...
hair ...
buds ...
the ...
53. one day , cook the black stool to see the lump of white stool,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so Ehu flutter like sheep to feed upon him toward the mouse, but then the cat but was only
mice eat h..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, Head feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity , he decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
So the dog went to the computer before very skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with the soft bristle toothbrush once
Colombian dating
brother suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: ~ so I will not let such a small smelly fart, it must be beef. . Since he knew she liked roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers not necessarily the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was she asked What rose eleven representatives,
he had only prevaricate.
he rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: flowers planted three decades , heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, flower wrote:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a there is the familiar old line, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
What is the name ah? Q: .
Jesus continue to ask: Jesus at this time has to kneel down in tears crying ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said,
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> banks who said: br> banks of the people: the birds and laughing h
This is actually a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this was originally called Jade told the father not to leave any child feel h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her only because it was the h
ugly as a kind of contagious plague.
the only Jade can accompany a smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h
on the sad end of about fifteen years old when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room hanged himself h
jade child at an early age but also because the closed, no one would enter her room.
this way, until the body long hair from the waist to the floor, clothes from white into dark red, his mother was only found in h
Seeing cried the mother, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace all to the fault of their own preference for the second daughter.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if that their daughter should follow a things went hh
have died in the mother and child under the plain gradually.
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came the faint sound of h!
; ~ That cop smiling doll!
to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan),
but in order not to make it sound (with the This is a general sense of guilt own concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
and Door Policy in the series after the war, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
finally was removed hundred years in this doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its the agreeable appearance.
have this baby story is so sad, you must have seen, it is kind of cop that the original human cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty! < br> 62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together to go home, I walked the road h
stone notes edge out of a lamp to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp
suddenly cropped up
white smoke white smoke slowly in the slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: : Yes I am I let you out
Dragon: you?? they were all adults? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game.
Dragon cough a few times, respectively, the three men who they spit a mouthful of saliva
three white smoke gradually began to be rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
wait for white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h
, scissors or scissors, cloth not only is the cloth, man of the cloth turned successful!
joy in a time of two unhappy,
just one pass here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
then This statement told to the future, also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body freeze up with ice,
other public memorial and then when you come out. < br> just the time the weather was very hot,
drops of water had thawed in the body,
grandson to see in the next, very tense shouting:
sweat yeah h kindness going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
h
heard the man thought the cat has nine Mania h
then please You gave me it ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h < br> 9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train in the past h.
that people are still dead h
Why is this?
because That sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: I read a book twenty years your dad still think that KB. the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: the
feel faint,
asked her why she did not say nothing and just head down hh
I do not know how to do
h. feelings, after all, still can not be forced < br> My friend said
her recent walk with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her, but h hh
in the street that day .. I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh. < br> After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students
family also opened a large hospital
my third-rate university students on which the ratio of these O hh ..
days I have been awake
still want to save feelings between us h..
decision for a long time I would like to send her an apple a day because
I believe
Mandarin replied: A walking path
he left the highway near his home run into bad luck h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why small high-speed path Highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
70. beautiful MM Oh, look at some ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes pull facial knot!
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life like the stool is often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts with life is like fart ..
stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, and only in silence brave.
So, as we often say
. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day a Girls High School physics teacher in a class on sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
father asked:
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